I'm the one who always parks illegally in your lot...the one who's always running from her car to the door and looking over her shoulder the whole time. Sound familiar? Thanks for not busting me, ever.
Dear Martha Stewart,
I know you have a lot of business partners and personal assistants, but I would make a great addition to your team. Just sayin'.
I'm sorry we're not besties yet, but we'll get there. At least I'm no longer cheating on you with diet coke.
Dear dirty dishes in my sink,
I regret to inform you that you are not the most important item on my to-do list. Nor will you ever be.
Dear twisting half moon,
Why do you have to be so difficult?
Dear interpreting boss,
You are so silly with your code words and secret agent lingo. Thanks for paying me just to talk. That's nice of you.
Dear Dhadke Jiya,
You are so beautiful even if I don't understand all (or any) of your words.
Dear Michael Connolly,